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[mosher]

I wrote most of these ages ago and they're pretty "shoddy" as my brother would say. But nonetheless, here they are:

Vampires

Vampires, vampires, vampires,
darkness and blood are our desires,
if you see us- Beware we bite
during the day and during the night!

Some of us walk some of us fly,
If you are human- do not try.
We'd keep away if we could
but we are very fond of blood.

So now you know about vampires
we drink blood and hate fires.
we bite you all without a care,
And now you know just beware!

The Journey

Get up at seven thirty,
my heads a mess, i feel dirty.
I get up, do my paper-round,
I am in luck, found a pound.

I get back at 8 o clock
pack my lunch, crisps and choc,
and set off for school,
yeah i know- not cool.

Out the gate and down the road,
a car had ran over a stupid toad.
Over the field to the bus stop.
my brothers a prick- he decides to hop.

Catch bus number 483,
and sit on the front seat.
the journey is long, the journey is slow
i hate school, do we have to go?

I want a baby

howdy john, I want a baby,
please say yes, don't say maybe.
I havn't been asking for very long,
please tell me if something's wrong.

Look love don't you worry,
You know i've had enough
I have to work and drive the lorry
I have no time to get you up the duff.

Well look love i want a child
looking after them while they
trash the house and run wild
i want one! what more can i say!

I'm sorry love i cant do this,
you are really taking the piss.
I don't really want a kid
that's always asking for a quid (£1)

Well I'm sorry you feel that way
this is all i have to say
i am going to leave you
and marry the guy at number two.

alright, alright, lets have a child
to trash the house and run wild
but it's not getting any pocket money,
they can get a job- I'm not being funny!



Today

Today, for the pope, we had mass,
The slideshow was crap, it went too fast,
The writing went quick and no one could see,
when it finneshed we went back to R.E.

Then after R.E, it was break time,
i wish i was home, drinking wine.
Istead i was there eating a Twix
not nice with drink, it doesn't mix.

Now it's lesson two which is geography
and the revision lessons are boring me.
We revised lots and lots, leart nothing new,
I really hate revision lessons, do you?

Now it's lesson 3 which is science modular one
this lesson is easy, but the teachers gone
today we were tought about "the pill"
She went to far, making us ill.

It's dinner time now, that's good for me,
go inside, up stairs and into I.T.
Go on computer and on t'forum
all those chavs, just ignore um.

Oh well it is 10 past one
10 more minutes, the bell as gone.
off we go, we're of to our form class
to relax for 10 mins one our ass.

Now it's lesson 4, oh god french
i wanna go and sit on a bench
and relax for just 5 minutes more
but i went in, through the door.

now, finaly, it's lesson five
am i dead or am i alive?
This lesson was just the worst
learning about waves- transverse.

At last it's home time, the bell has gone
walk to the bus and catch that one.
The one that gets me home in time
for me to share this stupid rhyme!


This makes no sense

This poem makes no sense,
a rabbit just hopped over a fence.
I write this because i am bored
for the computer i use the exstension cord.

Now i am on verse two
and i am waitin for the cue
to end this poem that's very strange
apples come in a great range.

welcome to verse number three
rabbits can't climb up a tree!
They found that out and fell off
gerard way is a secret goth.

And now we are on verse four
when i here a knock at the door
i walk downstairs to answer it
and there, as always- a little sh*t!

well, this is verse five
are you sure you're alive
because i really can't stand this
and i really need to take a piss!

well, welcome to verse six
john likes to pick up sticks.
are you sure you can carry on
reading this before my life has gone?

After verse six it's verse seven
read this and go to heaven
If you wanted to go to hell
read this poem as well.

We are now on verse eight
and i bet you can't wait
for this random poem to end
that's dedicated to a freind.

i think we are on verse nine
i really like drinking wine
i would go and get some now
but my mum would have a cow!

Here we are- verse ten
we can end this poem and then
you coment on how good it is
while i take a very long wizz!


Revision

Why do we have revision?
I'd rather watch television.
I hate reading books,
I'd rather go and feed the ducks!

Why do we have to revise?
coz even after a million tries
I can't remember what i was tought
that's what the teacher even thought!

What's the point of revision?
it's on the internet and television
and even on your mobile phone
oh, how much has revision grown?

God, help me when the time has come
for my exams as i am dumb.
I am really not going to pass
as time is going to fast.

I can just imagine on exam day
after revising nothing on the way.
I'll sit down like a nervous wreck
and realise i've forgot my pen- oh heck!

My poetry Obsession

I am really very depressed
The button to change my mood cannot be pressed.
I have been ignored in "say what's on your mind"
And now i'm bored, I think you'll find.

I don't know why i write this rhyme
I suppose it's just to kill time.
As i am bored
From being ignored.

I don't no why we suffer depression
I'm sick of my poetry obsession
because all my poems are shiver me timbers
and i bet you're all sick of it.

All my poems are exactly the same
That's because i am insane
and i suffer this horrble depression
someone curse my poetry obsession

Well, that's it no more rhymes
I've repeated myself too many times
I'm leaving poetry and writing no more
as none of my poems contain gore.

*much persuasion to come back and:*


Music

This poem is about my favourite bands,
the poem i wrote with my two hands,
it's about the biggest, about the best,
about the bands, better than the rest.

You have to give this band a chance,
this band are called My Chemical Romance.
We thought music was dead and gone;
then along came sum 41.

One of the first album that i got
was by a band called Slipknot.
Lots of people make a fuss
just coz i like The Rasmus.

Apart from The Rasmus and Slipknot
my album collection includes Good Charlotte
Everytime i constantly play
American Idiot by Green Day

You're really stupid if you don't know
about Slipknot, The Rasmus and Placebo.
This poem is going a bit to far
just because I mentioned Fightstar.

To bring this poem to an end
I'll mention Funeral For A Friend.
And this poem would make no sense
If i didn't mention Evanescence.


The Last Day

Don't you just love the last day
Our's was on the 20th of May.
The Exams are coming soon
They finish on the 20th of June.
I don't think i've seen so much crying
on the last day of school, i'm not lying.
We'll be coming back to do our G.C.S.E's
I'm gonna fail, i'm gonna get lot's of D's.
My next one is on the 25th of May,
Im gonna fail, that's always the way.
I will ony pass Maths with a B
Does any one care about this G.C.S.E?
Everyone wants an English G.C.S.E,
Well,they will not get it from me!

I'm a failure

I know i'm a failure now,
can't do anything, don't know how.
Failed three exams, yes three,
i'm going to fail them all, you see.
Might as well just give up,
no one cares, no one gives a f*ck.
Might as well not bother at all,
these exams are like climbing a wall.
Yes, they are easy, but miss a step:
you slip and then you'll fall.
None of you know what it's like
it's just my sh*t and f*cked up life

Rock music makes the world go round

Rock music makes the world go round
Check this descovery i have found
about what makes the world go round.

Forget what you've heard on t.v
It's not this so called gravity
If you are one that doesn't believe
Music has got a trick up it's sleeve.

Rock music makes the world go round
Check this descovery i have found
about what makes the world go round.

Ignore those loser scientists
Telling you rock music doesn't exist
Coz if rock music wasn't coming our way,
Where do you think we'd be today.

Rock music makes the world go round
Check this descovery i have found
about what makes the world go round.

Forget what you've learnt, let it dissolve
because rock music makes the world revolve.
anything else that you're told is wrong
just listen to the lyrics of this song:

Rock music makes the world go round
Check this descovery i have found
about what makes the world go round.



Useless tosser

I know this guy, he's a useless tosser
He had a wife, he could not be the boss of her.
She wrote down a list of thngs for him to do
But he couldn't do a thing, not even use the loo.

He did twelve hours work, accepted payment of a pound.
He took a bath and nearly drowned.
He was told to get 2 T.V's
but came back with magic beans.

His wife was really very smart
God at maths, but not at art
new her husband was rather dim
what the hell did she see in him?

His wife went out, left him alone
When he heard the ring of the phone
his wife got home, slammed the door with a bang
as he never left a note when somebody rang.

After 5 long years of being together
she decided to leave him forever.
A week later he noticed something was wrong
and with a vacent expression said: "where's my wife gone?"


It rains everyday

I wake up and the sun's up
I don't give a Far out Brussel sprout
It will rain soon.
An hour will pass
cover the grass
cover your ass
It's raining now.
You peg the washing out when it's going to rain
You idiot we do not live in Spain

Man, it rains everyday
here in the UK
kid can't go out and play
coz it rains everyday
Man, it rain everyday
Sunday to friday
it rains everyday.

If it doesn't rain, it will snow
we're going to spain
can't wait to go
hope it won't rain.
When the sun's out in the UK
it'll be very cold, like everyday.

Why does it rain everyday
it makes you want to run away;
run to a place that is warm
a place were you can grow corn.

But it rains everyday
here in the UK
There's a river on the street
can't get anything to eat
Just once i'd like to say
It's not gonna rain in the UK.

Cut your hair

For god's sake, cut your hair
You can grow it, i don't care
But you look like a whore
when your hair's touching the floor.
You walk down the street and trip over it
last time, you ended up in dog shiver me timbers.
So cut your hair, it's a disgrace
You sure you're part of the Human race?
Well, you've done it, you've cut your hair
I won't take the mick, i wouldn't dare.
But are you sure you head isn't cold?
I said cut your hair, not shave it bald!

Please comment.
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[[Mr.Maddison]]

That "I Want a Baby" still kind of makes me think weird things but howdy, great job on the poems! Hope to read more poems by you. =]
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[i_love_CKY]

OMG 'Aye Carumba', those are heaps awesome!! i like that Music one! nice work on all of them.. hope to see more from you
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[mosher]

The end of the world

We've already lost
Might as well stop playing
We don't know what to do now.
The music stopped,
The priests' have stoped praying
We'd help but we don't know how.
The clouds turned grey
Our heads looked higher
as we all look up at the sky
It started to rain
But is was ash and fire
and we're all going to die!

As a big black cloud curled
begining the end of the world
Those who wanted to go to heaven
Prayed in groups of seven
But the rest wanted to sell
Their souls to the devil in hell
There's no time to say goodbye
because you're all about to die!
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[mosher]

Murder On

The sky will turn grey
at the end of May
The leaves will fall down from the tree
The Devil will smirk with Glee
because his only personal day
is about 6 days away
yes, on the 06/06/06
he'll start to play tricks
He'll rise up from the pits of hell
And claim your kingdom that fell.
He'll take you life and when you're gone
He smirk and say "It's Murder On"
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[[Mr.Maddison]]

Wicked poems, love them. Hope to read more from you, keep it up.
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[*Gothic_princess*]

those poems are Awesome! 8)

[mosher]

Thanks for the comments, here's another poem:

She

She wants to go to the Sahara,
But all her money’s spent on marijuana,
She’s got a new car; it’s a brand new Mazda
She just robbed it from outside Asda
She always likes to make a fuss
She writes lyrics badmouthing The Rasmus.

She has no job and she wants to be a chef
She looks in the paper, there’s no vacancies left
She struggles to get the jobs she wants
She’s sick of the stares, she’s sick of the taunts
She doesn’t care and she watches T.V
Are the things she writes on her C.V.

She decided now to change her ways
Stop smoking cigarettes (only on weekdays)
She returns the car and gives up the crack
She’s on the road, there’s no going back
It’s a real shame I wasn’t speaking metaphorically
Six minutes later she was hit by a lorry.
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[yilujayss]

to be honest i'd never read any of your poems before ...but i read 'em today and they are all pretty freekin rad!
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Signature made by [Mr.Maddison]
YILUJAYSS[MYSPACE |
It's the simple things dad, i'm not hurt, i'm not dead, I just should be where my friends are lying And i didn't hate those that i killed but they're all dead now

[mosher]

Thanks
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[mosher]

First Job Interview

I'm not looking forward to my first interview
I don't know what I am going to do
This day is just going to feel so long
I sure hope that nothing goes wrong
I get dressed and go down for breakfast
Ouch, I've just stepped on some glass

I open the door and see it's raining
A day like this couldn't be plain sailing
I haven’t got a coat or an umbrella
So I'll wait here a while in the cellar
I shut the door but water is coming in
Because the door has got some holes in

Well, I can't stay in here forever
Don't think I can say, "better late than never"
So, I'd better get a move on
I've just noticed I forgot to put shoes on
I quickly run inside and up the stairs
Why aren't any shoes laid out in pairs?

I find some shoes and put them on my feet
I'm still hungry; I'll get something to eat
I'd better leave now; I don't want to be late
I'll take no more chances or mess with fate
This is a long walk I'm really tired
I just wish that I were retired

I finally get there in the nick-of-time
I step in side and the weather turns fine
I sit on a chair dripping-wet through
Wondering what the interviewers are gonna do
They call my name and say "come in please"
I'm so nervous I'm shaking in my knees

The interview process makes me nervous
I want to go home on the number 2 bus
They say "that's it, please wait outside"
Should I feel shame or should I feel pride?
The rest of the guys have their interview
They give that look to say "I'm better than you"

So we're all done, a decision is being made
This is like a game I wish I never played
They come outside and say, "We've made a decision"
The person we've chose has got the vision
The guy they chose was very tubby
Looked a bit like a Teletubbie.

As the rejects went home, it started raining
At the same time we all started complaining
I bought the local paper from the shop
And then I went home and the raining stopped
So I started looking for another job
I didn't want to become a lazy slob

I sat down with a cup of coffee
And a plateful of caramel toffee
I see the perfect job, I'm glad I found it
Get a red pen and put a circle round it
I'll set a good example, I'm sure you'll follow
If you don't get a job today, then look tomorrow.
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